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Psychopolitics, Renamed 'Brainwashing', To Sell More Books  You (that is to say, not me) must labour (that is work, not bear children) until we (read I, or someone I have been duped by, etc.) have dominion (that's like control, but it also covers a bunch of sexual stuff too) over the minds and bodies (never forget the lithe - voluptuous bodies Plural) of every important person (the good looking and others) in your nation (start small think big). You must achieve such disrepute (not you personally you preppy goof) for the state (not your government) of insanity (you may already be familiar with) and such authority (now we mean government and professionals) over its pronouncement (not how it sounds, but how people are officially labeled) that not one statesman (this is sexist so let's use 'public official') so labeled (identified, not brand identification) could again be given credence (not credit as in money, but credit as in due) by his (there's that sexism again) people (general term used to describe the quaint idea of inclusive society). You must work (that is labour) until suicide (smoking, using drugs, alcohol consumption, eating at McDonald's, lack of exercise, self inflicted gunshot wounds, etc.) arising (not coming out of or waking up, but really the cause of) from mental (this is ambiguous, but let's include organic brain here for inclusiveness sake) imbalance (just a second here... we currently don't accept suicide as anything but an aberration, despite... never mind that now) is common (though we are very aware of class implications we just mean 'regular, everyday, etc.' here) and calls (that is 'brings about') forth (no, not 4th, into public consciousness) no general (don't make we use 'common' again) investigation or remark (which it doesn't, so, I guess, job well done). Western Canon: question, book or gun? - Evil Clown Dictionary ## -----
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I Can Watch You Run Away For Days Compared to Saskatchewan do you know more about: A) Star Trek B) NCSI C) Jack Bower's sleep problem D) Wisteria Lane E) Harry Potter F) Dune G) Oprah H) Spiderman I) Microsoft Windows J) Frozen Food K) Batman Add one point for each tick, subtotal here:____________ Saskatchewan is: 1) A Star Wars character 2) A 'B' rated zombie movie 3) An American Indian word for 'River of Blood' 4) A tribe of North American Indians who live in Manitoba, Canada 5) A convention in fiction, e.g.: a place used in movies that no one can find on a map, a phone number that can't be dialed (starts with 555), etc. 6) A town in Saskatoon 7) A therapeutic treatment for claustrophobia 8) A phase in the gestation of mosquitoes 9) An ocean strata that helps regulate world temperature 10) A mirage sometimes 'seen' during very cold days on the prairies 11) A Japanese Manga Subtract one point for each tick, subtotal here:___________ Subtract 11 points if you look(ed) anything up or otherwise consulted the world outside your mind. Your total score:_____________ I'm so happy, you could die. - Litotes The Clown ## -----
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Your Pluto Isn't As Important As Uranis  Evil clown astronomer. What, do I have to have text with all my pictures. More coming soon. ## -----
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Clown Makeup - Camouflage Your Face With An Irregular Pattern After watching the news I heard what sounded like a great multitude of channels, saying "Alleluia! Salvation, glory, and might belong to our nation, for true and just are our judgments. We have condemned the great harlot who corrupted the earth with her harlotry." Harlots! That made me half pinch open one eye. Seething political and cultural zealots love to show lots of cleav,.., er,, footage of whatever they disapprove of. But even benign and prosaic content can become fiendishly alien and perverse in the latex gloved hand - revealing the forbidden mirror of their desire. Like all those humiliated television preachers who constantly raved about sins of the flesh, the evil of drugs, the scourge of homosexuals and saw perversity in children's television shows and indecency in newspaper comic strips - a war between good and evil, right and wrong, morality and what they ended up getting caught for. So, take your free fetish porn where you can get it - If you're not supposed to like it, complain and campaign incessantly about it. When you look into the crack of the abyss; the crack also looks back into you. Anyway and of course it is also just one more entry in our apocalyptic line up. Our time is up. Here come the judge. Jesus is coming; everybody look busy. Officially I have become bored with 'The End Of The World'. This doesn't mean it ain't gonna happen; I'm just saying. Meme: An information pattern (Meme: An information pattern, held in an individual’s memory, which is capable of being copied to another individual’s memory.), held in an individual’s memory, which is capable of being copied to another individual’s memory. - Evil Clown Dictionary ## -----
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For The Children Litotes: "That coward." Accountant #3: "Our CEO is not a coward!" Litotes: "Ha ha ha, where is he then, swapping fart jokes at the water cooler?" Assistant Support Manager (quietly): "Looks like the 3 of us will have to fight on our own. We'll go with the plan we discussed. Got it?" Temp Receptionist: "Y..yeah. First I distract him as much as I can." Accountant #3: "I'll look for an opening and grab hold." Assistant Support Manager: "Then I hit him with everything I have!" Accountant #3: "Right! Don't fcuk up!" Temp Receptionist: "Shouldn't we call security or something?" Litotes: "What are you muttering about? It's no use. What can the likes of you do?" Accountant #3: "We'll show you right now!" Litotes smiles and starts to slowly move towards them. Assistant Support Manager (Temp Receptionist): "Hurry! Now! Flash him your man boobs!" Temp Receptionist: "Alright. Here I go!" Litotes flashes a picture: "That gets attached to your profile... Now you'll never get full time or dental - ever!" Accountant #3 dives in: "I've got him! Oh, he's gooey and slippery! Hurry!" Assistant Support Manager begins to run at Litotes screaming: "AAaaaahhh!" Temp Receptionist: "Alright!" Litotes smiles and drops his elbow into Accountant #3's head. Temp Receptionist: "N..no way!" Litotes: "My evil clowning technique is unstoppable! Now I will show you some real man boob" Temp Receptionist: "No... don't!" Litotes grabs Accountant #3's shirt as he begins to fall. Temp Receptionist faints. Assistant Support Manager stops dead in his tracks: "You still have to tell us about your dragonballs." Litotes: "This isn't what you expected is it?! Did you think I'd let My weakness stay weak forever?" Assistant Support Manager: "But what about the dragonballs!?" Litotes pointing down: "Your shoe is untied? And you call yourself professional!" Assistant Support Manager half looks down... too late. Litotes (internal monologue: "I'll show you dragonballs!) left spritzer - right cross - kick to the dragonballs. Litotes: "Too bad. This planet's strongest fighter is reduced to this with one hit." Temp Receptionist coming around: "I can't take it anymore! I'm going to save myself!" Assistant Support Manager voice choked and strangled: "Don't be stupid! If you go now, you'll be killed!" Temp Receptionist: "I don't care! You haven't given me medical or a break, I'm leaving you here to die! Please sign my time card?" Accountant #3: "Wait Calm down!" Temp Receptionist: "Let me go Da! Let me go! I'm going! Da! I'm going! I'm going! I'll sign it myself!" Accountant #3: "You'll be killed!" Assistant Support Manager: "We believe in you. We know you're going to save this planet!" Temp Receptionist fleeing to cross-over stairwell: "Not without medical I'm not!" Accountant #3: "I'm never going to sign your time card! And I'm going to phone your agency too! The clown is right, you're never going to break out of temping you little whore!" Litotes laughing kicks Assistant Support Manager in the gut again: "Too bad, I would like to have played with him a little more! Hey now - don't you wear out yet. Let me play a little longer." Assistant Support Manager slowly gets up and coughs. He then puts his arm to his chin wiping away blood and seltzer: "That's it! I'll show you my best move!" Litotes smiles: "Oh really? And would you be surprised if I already know what it is? Curious at all?" Assistant Support Manager comes running forward screaming: "AAAaaaaahhhhhhhh!" Litotes stands calmly with a beatific smile under his pancake make-up. Assistant Support Manager at the last possible moment arcs an office PBX, multifunction, VOIP capable, feature-rich standalone solution with 24 memory buttons telephone with handsfree option by it's cord towards the clown's head: "Have you tried REBOOTING!" Litotes side steps and the phone crunches into the head of Accountant #3: "What a useless technique." Assistant Support Manager stun turning to horror: "No... no, NO!" Litotes removes the phone from Accountant #3 who slumps dull eyed and mutely over: "Why do you think I show up in person? I'd never let a ragamuffin like you put me on hold for hours! Ha ha ah!" - Fin - ## -----
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Congratulations Oronym The Clown : A Burning, Bad Taste & Belching Solution Needs To Have The Sound "Ass" In It.  But not those of the people who developed it, own it, named it or market it. Doctor Side Effects says watch for: "headache, diarrhea, nausea, vomiting, and abdominal pain, pain, sore throat, gas, infection, and constipation." Brown nose much lately? I'd feel like heaving it up after looking into that particular face. Perhaps a change in liff-style is in order? In every event, it's really a Brand name that struck me into laughter. Ask, is this a mistake that went unvetted? More likely, I feel, based on my previous experience, the name was birthed with the best of intentions, but as it was wrangled through sooo many documents, committees and meetings and casual conversations, e.g.: Hey Douglas, how many TV spots are launching of your AssEffects? So, somewhere along the line, a random or cog of some sort heard it and knew it to be bogus. Most just suppressed the knowledge out fear - the usual little ones. But there were likely a few, one or two who had to suppress violent laughter and said the word at ever opportunity. Making their working day just that much more bearable. Or was it a daring jest by a covert corporate clown? Dick Names Bad Breath Drug: AssEffects - To See If Anyone Notices? Nonce word: ?, never mind, you'll never hear it again. - Litotes The Clown, Evil Clown Dictionary ## -----
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Readily will I display the intestinal fortitude required to fight on to the objective and complete the mission, though I be the lone survivor... Do you mind if I keep my socks on?  I can now more effectively segment my life. Thanks to the drugs and the army training. For instance: on my facebook profile I neglect to post about the drug deal/hockey game/you owe me sex fall-out/screaming match; and in my journal I take it for granted that I am beyond hating hockey – I just don't care – our out-of-town/foreign mercenaries bought and paid for by billionaires are better than your commercialized athlete-of-fortune hired by billionaires. I mean, fcuk, I can't even give a shit. What I am basically talking about is compartmentalization – without the psychosis. Being able to accept (laugh) at the contradictions without identifying with any of them or losing yourself (or myself) in one or another or interstitial zones of between. It's not that I ever believed in a Platonic ideal – it's that I thought I was a Platonic ideal. That or the poor shit-heel chained in the cave or the monkey of it's own shadow. So now everywhere I lie and I speak the truth. Only the wise-asses know the tell of it. I can sit on a stack of Bibles and cut off your legs just below the knee with a cunning phrase, or I can disembowel my own truth with a few choice words. Today it was 21/69 and girl-woman at the register was wearing an armless winter coat (in this heat). Her only fat was mammary perking her nipples and trying to create dimples on her bum. Poor objectified thing. How I would like to help her cock the leakage in her segmentation. It's good to be whole. Jesus was my bastard son: back when we worshipped the sun. - Litotes The Clown ## -----
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Simulate The Simulacrum You Damn Dirty Ape Of Your Carbon-Paper Ideals!  Knock, knock. Who Is There. You, who you think of as yourself as is trapped like a marionette, like a, like a... clown marionette held by a mountebank, in a recursive spiral, a badly phrased subroutine who's GIGO is the capitulation of of of of of estrangement of self of of audience... Who are you pretending to be again again? Endogenous information; what a jester's joke: a self-help book that wrote itself is a publisher's wet dream of an editor's worst nightmare. Proto[con]science grasps at the macro-contexuality and fumbles for the micro-emergent quintessence of the nexus. Is second-order cybernetics yet scheduled to be too passé? But how can we tell when whether or not one of use has have had an or the original vicarious experience? One of us is so tired of making this shit up that we don't care anymore. Idiolect: n, You are a Special person! - Litotes The Clown, Evil Clown Dictionary ## -----
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Can Clowns Become Saints Able to Sacrifice and be Eligible to Accept Some Lord's Extra-Special Blessing?  Jesters and Harlequins, a mythos must demand the sacrifice of all things or n'er will it have power commensurate to consume the faith and the faithful, a binding unto everlasting covenant of non-being. The Korban demanded that of that weakling Abraham and those milksops Alma and Amulek waiting upon the convenient, but noticeably late, invading Lamanite mob bode us, and embolden us, nothing. My Mountebanks real and imagined, genuine and obscured, remember simply this: a kiss is but a hiss, a sigh but an 'oh my', jealousy's not hate, and bashing in a pate, hearts beat of puss and coagulates, as time slides by. Think you now of Jesus Christ, pinned two left and right, dropped from Dad's ubiquity, forced into premature liquidity. Forget philosophy you Wit and follow your own tit as practical Pranksters of Elder Godssss... In this last dimension of verity, many monkeys and Viziers lost their lives and ears; So long, farewell, Auf Weidersehen, goodbye... and made it sacrilicious for the trope troupe, which is of us. Now, solomonly, the truth ushers in the gifts of an ethereal empyrean [Praise them!]. And mind well will we the truth withall so as to be pristine as worthy for all that will befall. But, be warned, forget the not the sacrifice. iN A NATION OF RETARDS, A CLOWN IS SCARED TISHLESS. - Litotes The Clown ## -----
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Stop Clowning Around; Reasons To Be An Evil Clown, 221 - 230 221. Quit while you're getting head 222. Your mother is a whore. My pimp told me so 223. More Homeomorphism 224. Malice is to love as wind is to fire, it extinguishes the small and kindles the great 225. American Idol is the Devil's workshop 226. Silly kids – trixs are for whores 227. Even from the box of my emotional compartimentalization I want to beat my fists to bloody stumps half way down my forearms... and laugh, laugh, laugh 228. Don't get your panties in a twist sugar britches, just get me another beer 229. Every cloud has a silver binding 230. Jesus slept Life is a dog and peony show. - Litotes The Clown ## -----
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Five to Ten Thousand Years of Rape, Pillage, War, Monkeys, Slugs and Clowns From: Foundational American Sociological Lies: If I play fair and conform to society, I will win in life -- which is material success - Racket Theory: How Humans Behave Or, to have it another way... “One way to define culture is “the way a group of sheople prefer to behave.” The trickster for organizational clowns is to find ways to ensure that the company culture, that is the way their sheople prefer to behave, is supportive of what is needed to successfully deliver the company strategy-” [- You poor; me rich.] - Tosti (2007:21) ERIC #: EJ762203 Title: Aligning the Culture and Strategy for Success Authors: Tosti, Donald T. Descriptors: Organizational Objectives; Employment Practices; Employer Employee Relationship; Organizational Culture; Organizational Development; Organizational Theories; Diversity (Institutional); Success Source: Performance Improvement, v46 n1 p21-25 Jan 2007 There is no justice, just us, you, me and darkness. - Litotes The Clown ## -----
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